A Look Into the Future

Somehow, blog contributor speyisdrunk managed to travel into the future and get a picture with Future Hot Fudge. Check it out.

hey why did rockyourface make a post called 'weekly poll question' and then not ask another 'poll question' the following week?

stop jerking us around you dickless limpdick dickhead.

hey is that some a seal fucking a penguin or some shit?

Weekly Poll Question

If Hot Fudge were an animal, what animal would he be?

Hot Fudge in the News

Probably because I, along with blog contributor Ken Dynamo are the two most revered columnists in school history, I still receive emails from my college's newspaper. Normally, these are gay and I ignore them, but today, this wonderful little story appeared in my inbox, one which could only have been inspired by the life of one Hot Fudge.

The Dreaded Friend Zone - Distractions

HEY HOT FUDGE - SHUT UP

i wish i wouldnt have to constantly remind hot fudge to keep his fucking voice down every time he smoke a cigarettes on my porch. HEY HOT FUDGE - HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO KEEP YOUR GOD DAMN VOICE DOWN?!? WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING CHILD?!?!


SHUT UP HOT FUDGE

these serious conversations are totally fucked

who would dare have serious conversations????//???/ thats makes me sick. that makes me want to puke my fucking guts out. If anyone has any serious conversations to get into, they can direct them to my fucking fists! Then you'll end up looking like poor Robocop down there.

Hey serious conversation having assholes: SHUT UP OR DIE BY MY FISTS.

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Not Quite What I Would Call a Return to Glory

When attempting to assert that you no longer have serious conversations, one should not engage in a serious conversation.

HF: hello rockyourface
how about taking down the serious conversations blog
RYF: it's not my decision
HF: didnt you found it
RYF: did i?
HF: yes
RYF: i honestly don't remember
HF: yes i believe you did
in which case, it is your decision
RYF: well, i think i need to ask myself one question: WWKPD?
HF: probably take it down because its over due
no not for years now
RYF: i will have to confirm this w/ certain people
HF: think of the bankable favor you'll have with me as well
RYF: the problem is that wackysoft and speyisdrunk seemed pretty for bringing it back last time i talked w/ them
HF: yes becase it annoys them
annoys me
i havent had any serious convos
its just an attempt to revive hot fudge gear grinds
RYF: well, i will need 3rd party confirmation of this supposed cessation of serious convos
HF: not only that, i'm not a friend zoner at all
RYF: now you're just lying to my face
HF: no, why do you say that?
RYF: b/c i don't believe you
HF: its a fact
RYF: i will have to confirm this as well
you are saying you are not longer friends w/ laing or whatever her name is
HF: nope
RYF: Hot Fudge, it is not very gentlemanly to lie
HF: what why?
what did i lie about?
RYF: about no longer having serious convos