HEY HOT FUDGE - SHUT UP

i wish i wouldnt have to constantly remind hot fudge to keep his fucking voice down every time he smoke a cigarettes on my porch. HEY HOT FUDGE - HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO KEEP YOUR GOD DAMN VOICE DOWN?!? WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING CHILD?!?!


SHUT UP HOT FUDGE

these serious conversations are totally fucked

who would dare have serious conversations????//???/ thats makes me sick. that makes me want to puke my fucking guts out. If anyone has any serious conversations to get into, they can direct them to my fucking fists! Then you'll end up looking like poor Robocop down there.

Hey serious conversation having assholes: SHUT UP OR DIE BY MY FISTS.

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Not Quite What I Would Call a Return to Glory

When attempting to assert that you no longer have serious conversations, one should not engage in a serious conversation.

HF: hello rockyourface
how about taking down the serious conversations blog
RYF: it's not my decision
HF: didnt you found it
RYF: did i?
HF: yes
RYF: i honestly don't remember
HF: yes i believe you did
in which case, it is your decision
RYF: well, i think i need to ask myself one question: WWKPD?
HF: probably take it down because its over due
no not for years now
RYF: i will have to confirm this w/ certain people
HF: think of the bankable favor you'll have with me as well
RYF: the problem is that wackysoft and speyisdrunk seemed pretty for bringing it back last time i talked w/ them
HF: yes becase it annoys them
annoys me
i havent had any serious convos
its just an attempt to revive hot fudge gear grinds
RYF: well, i will need 3rd party confirmation of this supposed cessation of serious convos
HF: not only that, i'm not a friend zoner at all
RYF: now you're just lying to my face
HF: no, why do you say that?
RYF: b/c i don't believe you
HF: its a fact
RYF: i will have to confirm this as well
you are saying you are not longer friends w/ laing or whatever her name is
HF: nope
RYF: Hot Fudge, it is not very gentlemanly to lie
HF: what why?
what did i lie about?
RYF: about no longer having serious convos

Hot Fudge's G-ChaT Status this Morning

My boss just said "dollars to donuts" WTF


I have nothing to say that will makes this any funnier.

A Brief Synopsis of Hot Fudge

Hot Fudge is going to the Jersey Shore this weekend to hang out with turbos. Below are my (RYF) feelings on the matter:

BM: are you sad Hot Fudge wont be here this weekend?
RYF: it's a mixed bag
things i will miss:
1) that stupid grin
2) slapping him in the nuts with no threat of retaliation
3) having someone who takes all of our insults
things i will NOT miss:
1) serious conversations about work
2) serious conversations about laing
also add to things i will miss:
4) having a good target to shoot bottle rockets at
BM: wow. seems like there is much more to miss than not miss
RYF: yes, but you have to remember how much the things not to miss suck
BM: true

Feel free to add the things you will and will not miss about Hot Fudge this weekend,

Hot Fudge Burgled my Cigerettes

Apparently infuriated that i was not around last weekend to receive the business end of a serious conversation, Hot Fudge decided to extract his vengeance by thieving 20 rolled cylinders of tobacco from my own bedroom.

What a low life. Maybe you can schedule a serious convo with a parole so he explain to you where this 'hard-knock' lifestyle of yours is taking you.

Directly to jail, scumbag.

Clemency will be granted if the following singular condition is met: at anytime during a serious conversation in which Hot Fudge is one of the two principles involved, I can demand Hot Fudge interjects mid sentence the sound of flatulence for a full 10 seconds.

If this condition is not met, I am taking Hot Fudge's life.

Did anyone know minute details about Hot Fudge's job performance?

I recently had the pleasure of receiving a full rundown of going on's at Hot Fudge's job. This conversation was completely unsolicited, and you can see that he gave me the gift of over 25 lines of fascinating, elaborately detailed information about his job without me having to say anything. Did anyone know that HF is a low income housing consultant intern? Now I do! I think HF is just sharpening his job-related pick-up technique to use during his next trip to the local dive bar so he can woo some of the local talent.

Gay: hello
the president of my company was here today
and the senior vice president
the resulting decision was that the work me and my one co worker are doing is the only work that my company is doing down here that is successful
im sure no one at the top level will ever say anything
it was more of a grim day for quadel
than be pleased with us
management is upset about everyone else
but one of our people did come in and say that we were the only ones who were discussed favorably in the meeting
it turns out that that time when i showed initiative way back when
and i said something to the computer guy today
and he said i was right
and is taking my suggestion
and I saved us at least a week of work
i told him waht that woman in detroit said about me and he said she didnt know what she was talking about
so that felt good
and maybe ill be able to come home
looks like we're on track to finish what we're assigned to by 8/17
but its a small part of the problem
and the agency is still probably going to get taken over
and the other contractors probably won't finish their assignments

me: will im not sure i needed that level of detail

Gay: yeah

me: youre turning this friendly gchat into a serious conversation