Hot Fudge is going to the Jersey Shore this weekend to hang out with turbos. Below are my (RYF) feelings on the matter:
BM: are you sad Hot Fudge wont be here this weekend?
RYF: it's a mixed bag
things i will miss:
1) that stupid grin
2) slapping him in the nuts with no threat of retaliation
3) having someone who takes all of our insults
things i will NOT miss:
1) serious conversations about work
2) serious conversations about laing
also add to things i will miss:
4) having a good target to shoot bottle rockets at
BM: wow. seems like there is much more to miss than not miss
RYF: yes, but you have to remember how much the things not to miss suck
BM: true
Feel free to add the things you will and will not miss about Hot Fudge this weekend,
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RYF forgot one crucial thing to miss: Hot Fudge's Sunday binge on 45 dollars of food, to be followed by a stupid grin, wallowing, and whale sounds.
i just miss being in the precensce of hot fudge's incredible wealth. i like to surround myself with weathly people in hopes that some of their lifestyle and attitudes will rub off on me. even if my bank account does not reflect oppulence i would still like to be able to convincingly act the part.
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