Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Did anyone know minute details about Hot Fudge's job performance?

I recently had the pleasure of receiving a full rundown of going on's at Hot Fudge's job. This conversation was completely unsolicited, and you can see that he gave me the gift of over 25 lines of fascinating, elaborately detailed information about his job without me having to say anything. Did anyone know that HF is a low income housing consultant intern? Now I do! I think HF is just sharpening his job-related pick-up technique to use during his next trip to the local dive bar so he can woo some of the local talent.

Gay: hello
the president of my company was here today
and the senior vice president
the resulting decision was that the work me and my one co worker are doing is the only work that my company is doing down here that is successful
im sure no one at the top level will ever say anything
it was more of a grim day for quadel
than be pleased with us
management is upset about everyone else
but one of our people did come in and say that we were the only ones who were discussed favorably in the meeting
it turns out that that time when i showed initiative way back when
and i said something to the computer guy today
and he said i was right
and is taking my suggestion
and I saved us at least a week of work
i told him waht that woman in detroit said about me and he said she didnt know what she was talking about
so that felt good
and maybe ill be able to come home
looks like we're on track to finish what we're assigned to by 8/17
but its a small part of the problem
and the agency is still probably going to get taken over
and the other contractors probably won't finish their assignments

me: will im not sure i needed that level of detail

Gay: yeah

me: youre turning this friendly gchat into a serious conversation

1 comment:

Ken Dynamo said...

sounds like a theiving bastard to me. if i were president of hot fudge's company i'd be sure to monitor the supply closet 24/7